So, I had the day off today, which was excellent, because lately work has been so petal to the metal with this national Kentucky Fried Chicken campaign that I can hardly catch my breath. So after sleeping in until ridiculous-o-clock and watching the pre-requisite 4 hours of "Cop Reality" TV, my future wife and I were looking for something else to fill out the day. Well, what says "a fun day at home with the wife" like this:

Oh, yeah... RISK. The Game of Global Domination. Now, you'd think that with a slightly meglomaniacal personality, I would be a shoo-in to run this thing from right out of the gate. And you would be completely wrong. What followed, my friends was several hours of getting my @$$ handed to me and calling my own masculinity into question. I tried to hold Africa and Australia for as long as I could, but as soon as she rolled into Asia, the Bell doth tolleth for me.

And she still claims she doesn't know how to play. I hate RISK-sharks.

-The Doc